A retired person joins the company as a consultant…. Now read on – till the end…….
Consultancy !!
A college student group asked a Consultant
“Sir, what does ‘Consultancy’ mean?”
The Consultant replied:
“I will present an example for this!”
Suppose two people come to me, one is very clean and the other is very dirty. I will advise both of them to get clean and take bath.
Now you guys tell me, who among them will take a shower ?? “
One student said: “The one who is dirty will take a shower.”
The Consultant said:
“No, but the clean person will do it, because he has the habit of bathing, while the dirty does not know the importance of cleaning
Now tell me who will take a shower ?? “
The second student said: “Clean person”
The Consultant said:
“No, but the dirty person will take a bath because he is the one who needs cleaning.
“Now tell who will take a shower ?? “
Two students said: “The one who is dirty will take a shower.”
The Consultant said:
“No, but both will take a bath because the clean person has a habit of bathing, while the dirty one needs a bath”.
“Now tell me again who will take a shower ?? “
Now three students speak together: “Both of them will take a shower.”
The Consultant said:
“Wrong, no one will take a bath, because the dirty is not used to bathing, whereas clean one does not need to bath
Now tell me once again who will take a shower ?? “
A student politely said:
🙏🏻”Sir, you give a different answer every time and every answer seems to be correct. How do we know the correct answer ???”
The Consultant said:
“This is what ‘Consultancy’ is all about”.
It is not important what the reality is,
“The important thing is, how many possible possibilities and arguments can you offer to prove your point and charge for it”
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