Rice and Beans’ Argument Rice: I am so beautiful and more expensive now, take a look at me…I don cost too much ooBeans: Abeg keep quiet there let me hear word, you are too proud and that is the problem I have with you Rice, can’t you for once bring down your shoulders? Eh?Rice: (Laughs) why should I keep quiet? Did I lie , see this one oBeans: My friend getat, I know we’re friends o and we are always together but that doesn’t mean if I see you misbehaving I will not correct you. Rice: why are you correcting me? What’s my offence? Is it my fault that I am more attractive and I am used in every occasion than you? Common my dear friend, accept it…I am better than any food, including you 😃Beans: Now you want to make me angry, I’m I not expensive too? Do you know how much a bag of me is worth now in the local market? Take your time o, I no wan change am for you Rice 😠Rice: why are you getting all worked up na, Beans you gat to be calming down oBeans: In-fact, this conversation is over…I don’t like insult, because this conversation is now entering insultRice: You’re just jealous of me, admit it 😂 poor Beans…..you wish to go continental like me, you can’t o my friend Beans: I don’t blame you , I blame humans that put so much importance to you…stup!d food 😡 I am even more healthier than you.Rice: 😛 Do I look like I give a dam. The funny part is that humans; most especially Nigerians eat me on most special celebrations like Christmas and Sallah , no one remembers you sef…I can’t imagine how you feel Beans😅 most people don’t even like you.Beans: I know that and I have accepted my fate, humans are my main problem not you, your own matter is small, you no reach sef….That is why I have been punishing most of them after eating me…yes I punish them,Let me leave this place now before I react. (Waka🖐)The EndMoral Lesson: This is why Beans gives you stomach problem, Beans is angry with you.NB: Have you followed me yet? This rice without meat is for those who read my jokes without following or reacting 😀😀