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NEW GREETINGS

NEW  GREETINGS.  PL, READ AND ENJOY
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India!!!
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The ruling party is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask them its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny
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All Girls’ Dream come True!
All Girls’ Dream Boys will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!
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Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back
I cannot afford both.
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Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!
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Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar); Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!
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Finally it has happened
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!
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Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!
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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
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We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.
Record ban gaya!!!

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