Golden words by a wise man

Golden words by a wise man
1. “If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel”
2. “Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agree…”
3. “Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King
can take only one step at a time…While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.”
4. “All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them…But 2 missed calls from wife…surely will…”