Category Archives: All new series of Rajnikanth Jokes:

All new series of Rajnikanth Jokes:

All new series of Rajnikanth Jokes:

Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan ‘via Bluetooth’!
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore, Rajinikanth stopped it in mandya!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship…of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer
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This 1 is Baap
🎾🎾Wimbledon special🎾🎾

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answer

Rajnikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ?

P.S. I have a great respect
for Rajnikant Sir.These Jokes are meant for purely entertainment purpose. 

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