How to torture a woman?
Give her an ARMANI dress,
LOUIS VUITTON bag,
And lock her in a room,
TADAP-TADAP KE MARR JAAYEGi..’
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband :
The poor king can take only one step at a time …
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls & says: “Be careful love,
It’s just been on the radio, that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway..”
She replies: “Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!!
Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life?
Because, only then, She can enjoy the benefit of her training.
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
“You are my only investment, that has doubled.”