Monthly Archives: January 2014
10 Rules for COOL LIFE :-
1. Money Is not EveryThing… There’s also Master Card and Visa.
2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too.
3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks.
4. Fruits/Salads are healty… So leave it for Sick.
5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them.
6. Don’t shout in the Class… It Disturbs those who are sleeping.
7. Love the Neighbor… But Don’t get Caught.
8. Hard Work never killed anyone but… Why take the chance.
9. Why do something today… When it can be done tomorrow by Someone else.
and Now Very Important rule …..
10. Every one should Marry because… happiness is not the only thing in Life.
One Line Humor…
 Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
 A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
 Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
 Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
 You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
 Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
 My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
 Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
 Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
 You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
 It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
 Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
 Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
 They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
 Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
 Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
 It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
 There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out…
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.
Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ‘ remote ‘ for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)…
Editor ‘ s Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone! ‘
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone ‘ s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset..
Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won ‘ t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can ‘ t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.A