(1) To make it straight, she pulls it..
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It’s hell of a job threading a needle!
(2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted
his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said, I’ll pay you in monthly
(3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.
‘The man next to me is masturbating!’
Bf: ‘Ignore him.’
Gf: ‘I can’t.’
Bf: ‘Why not?’
Gf: ‘He is using my hand!’
(4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks ‘Does anybody
know what this is?
Dirty Harry says ‘Oh, it’s a penis and you know my dad’s got 2 of
The teacher says ‘2 of them?’
Harry says ‘ya! the little one he uses to pee, and the big one to brush
(5) 4 miracles of a woman
Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard.
(6) What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is ‘Vagina Inn’
It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left
(7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching.
1st: Papa coming, papa coming.
2nd: U fool, it’s uncle! Papa never comes with a raincoat!
(8) A hubby said to his wife, ‘I will take a photo of your breasts and frame
The wife said to husband, ‘I will take a photo of your penis and
(9) At 15, a girl is a SURPRISE.
At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.
At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and
at 65, a GIVEAWAY PRIZE.
(10) What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7
Snow White said, ‘I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time.
Not 1 inch 7 times.’
(11) The vagina is the world’s best rehabilatation/correction center.
Even the most violent and aggresive penis comes out humbled,
head bowed and reduced in size.
(12) A loving husband had ‘I Love You’ tattoed on his dick.
When he got home, he showed it to his wife.
She said, ‘There u go again, trying to put words in my mouth.’