Touching Story of Father and Daughter !!

Touching Story of Father and Daughter !!

The bride kissed her father and
placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering
what was given to the father by the
bride.
The father could feel the suspense in
the air. All eyes were on him to
declare the secret and say
something.
So he announced “Ladies and
Gentlemen today is the luckiest day
of my life.” Then he raised his hands
with what his daughter gave him
and continued…..
“My daughter finally, finally
returned my Credit card to me.”
The whole audience including the
priest erupted in laughter……. … all
except……
the poor Groom !!=D
Daughters are life for DAD.

Hit like if you have best DAD
in the world. 🙂 ♥

 

Be Grateful to Your Mother

Be Grateful to Your Mother

1. Your mother carried you for 9 months bearing pain upon pain.
2. During this time, she could not eat becuase of you !
She could not sleep because of you !
3. When you were a baby, she spent every minute of her life looking after you !
4. She only slept when you slept !
She only ate after you had eaten !
5. She was patient and loved you even when you cried all night and when you cried all day !
6. She taught you how to walk,
how to speak, how to eat, she taught you how to live !
7. When you fall ill, she looks after you !
8. She always cooks and prepared food for you !
9. She buys you whatever you ask for !
10. She loves you unconditionally !

Top 25 peoples who changed internet forever::

Top 25 peoples who changed internet forever::

1• Sir Tim Berners Lee – World Wide Web
2• Vint Cerf And Bob Kahn –TCP/IP
3• Larry Page and Sergey Brin – Google Inc.
4• David Filo and Jerry Yang – Yahoo! Inc.
5• Bill Gates – Microsoft
6• Steven Paul Jobs – Apple Inc.
7• Mark Zuckerberg – Facebook
8• Chad Hurley and Steve Chen – YouTube
9• Linus Torvalds – Linux
10• Jack Dorsey – Twitter
11• Kevin Rose – Digg
12• Bram Cohen – Bit Torrent
13• Mike Morhaime – Blizzard Entertainment
14• Jimmy Wales – Wikipedia
15• Jeff Preston Bezos – Amazon
16• Shawn Fanning – Napster, Rupture
17• Pierre Omidyar – eBay
18• Jack Ma – Alibaba
19• Craig Newmark – Craigslist
20• Matt Mullenweg – WordPress
21• Thomas Anderson – MySpace
22• Garrett Camp – Stumble Upon
23• Jon Postel – Internet Pioneer
24• Caterina Fake – Flickr
25• Marc Andreessen – Netscape

HA HA HA

HA HA HA

An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free.

After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave the same reply, “Which trip?”

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Husband was seriously ill. After thorough examination, doctor sent him outside to wait.

Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant to him and keep him in good mood,
don’t discuss your problems, don’t demand new clothes or gold jewels.
Do this for one year and he will be fine.

On the way home, husband asked wife: What did the doctor say?

Wife: No matter what we do for you, you are going to die!

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An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can’t afford another woman.

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Wife buys a new phone and decides to surprise her husband who is sitting in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband from the new number: “Hello darling!”

The husband responds in a low tone: “Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.â€�/span>

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Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law, “don’t teach me how to handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.”

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A kid was beaten by his mom.

Dad came home and asked, “What happened son?�/span>

Kid said, “I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.â€�/span>

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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.

Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!

Santa: Yes, yes. I’m changing the battery in my camera..

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What is the difference between mother and wife?

A One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle.

If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.

Moral: Always keep a spare tire….

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What’s the similarity between chewing gum and begum (wife) ??

Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end..

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A man came home late at night after a party.

His wife yelled: “How would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”

The man couldn’t believe his luck.

He blurted out: ‘That would be great’!

Monday passed and he didn’t see her……

Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday passed too…..

On Friday his swelling became better and now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

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You know why the word woman starts with ‘w’?

Because all questions start with “w”.. !

Who ?

Why ?

What ?

When ?

Which ?

Whom ?

Where ?

&

finally Wife..!!!

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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.

Natural disasters just happen.

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Wife: last night I had a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes! Just then my eyes opened.

Husband: Yeah, you didn’t see the end of that dream where I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

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A recently fired stock trader said, “This is worse than divorce. I have lost everything and I still have my wife !!!! ”

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Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!

Why?

Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!

The 7 Super Powers You Must Posses

By Junaid Tahir

Each one of us want high happiness index, peace of mind, mature character and success in life but most of us do not really strive to achieve these goals. Out of us who struggle for their goals a very few are able to make things happen. The difference between successful and unsuccessful people is the difference between the level of Inner Power both the categories posses in their brains and the level of Power they exert to achieve what they want to achieve. In my opinion, the Inner Powers consist of following seven categories and the intellectuals who possess all these mental muscles can accomplish a great deal of victories in most of the fields of life:

1-  The Power of Focus:
There is a story which tells that during the bird shooting session, the instructor asked each shooter what he is looking at. One candidate said, I am looking at the flock of birds, another said, I am looking at the tree where birds are about to sit however one shooter said that I am looking in the eyes of one of the flying birds ! This is the power of focus I want to draw your attention towards. Focus means to insert all of your energies on one goal and do not let any obstacles change your attention. Remember, you see problems when you move your eyes away from your target. Don’t let your mind distracted from your goal. Don’t let impure thoughts spoil your plans. Remember, what you focus on increases so don’t let the seeds of negativity get nourished in your brain. Use Zoom-In and Zoom-Out tool to strengthen your Power of Focus.

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2-  The Power of Vision:
A fast pace horse running in the wrong direction will never reach its destination. Instead it will cause misleading ripple effect to its followers too. Building the Power of Vision starts with your thinking style, awareness about your field, your comprehension capabilities and your caliber to imagine the future.

A) Your thoughts are the seeds for your character because thoughts give birth to actions which become your habits and constitutes towards your personality and consequently your destiny. Empowering your thought process involves staying away from negative thoughts, trying being part of the solutions instead of problems with less criticism and more optimism.

B) Awareness: Empowering your awareness level involves a lot of reading, meeting with high potency people, watching relevant documentaries and observing people in the industry. Make habit of reading great magazines and watching news daily to improve your vision.

Once you develop the Power of Vision, your comprehension levels will be as deep as a sea; your thoughts will fly as high as sky and your strategies will be as solid as rocks.

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3-  The Power of Now:
People make plans people forget plans people fail. Why? They don’t execute. They keep thinking and they keep waiting for the ‘right’ moment to kick off their plans. This ‘right’ moment never comes if they keep waiting for it. The right moment is now. The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up and act. This is understood that planning is important. However if you keep wasting your time in the name of planning, you will end up as a failed chap. Break down the big target into smaller tasks and start implementing one by one starting today. Don’t waste your time as your idea might get implemented by someone else. You might have more tough circumstances with more complications tomorrow. You might have to bear the burden of additional responsibilities so Now is the time to take action. Now is the time to make difference. Now is the time to make things happen. Remember, your thoughts will not take you anywhere if you don’t implement them. So take action Now !!!

4-  The Power of Positivity:
Successful people posses a positive mindset. To develop this power you must shield yourself from Negativity. Remember that being positive will give you the freedom to look forward instead of looking in past. If you keep wandering in past with negative thoughts you will not be able to proceed with your goals.  Positive people are part of solutions not part of problems. Positive people convert risks into opportunity. They have the sense of gratitude. They believe in skills not in luck. If you want to build this power, try staying away from negative souls, make the habit of reading good books, join some nice pages on Facebook or Google Plus, read wisdom quotes and surround yourself in positive people.

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Being analytical helps in many ways, for example, breaking down bigger problem in to smaller tasks, considering the issue from more wider and multiple angles, evaluating the options from Needs and Wants perspective, differentiating between urgent and important tasks and eventually working on things which matter the most. Whether you want to analyze large data at work, or you want to purchase a new mobile set, Resolving a technical issue or handling a conflict in family or work, analytical skills help you a lot.

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6-  The Power of Flexibility:
Mostly people think the other way around; in fact being flexible doesn’t mean being weak instead it portrays your powerful personality trait that you care about others and respect the difference of opinion. It is said: “Better to bend than to break” so the more flexible you are, the more you will be able to manage stress which will strengthen your thought process. Keep your ego aside and listen to the perspective of others. Keep your mental doors open and be flexible in changing your plans. Be adaptable to situations because sometimes U-turn in life are fine to take. Don’t get dishearten. Remember, God takes men to deep waters not to drown them but to cleanse them”.

7-  The Power of ‘Implosiveness’:
Great people are not explosive at all. They are cool at mind and heart. They are not sensitive and reactive in nature. When a tragic situation triggers their anger, they analyze it from logical, sentimental and ethical angles and then respond in order to improve the situation and not vice versa.  So you must believe in the fact reactive nature will reduce your friends and increase your foes.

Empower your personality with these 7 super powers and gain ultimate heights in life.

Remember, success is not a destination, it’s a journey. For this journey, there are no escalators so you must take the ladder passage. Which means you have to take step by step approach to reach to the top. If you are in doubt at any stage, just take next small step and notice the consequences. If all fine, go ahead; if something goes wrong, take a step back and re-assess your direction.

 

 

 

 

Why you SHOULD have pre-marital sex

482985_395780247136360_639492834_nThe Madras High Court certainly tries hard to live up to the first syllable of its name. They have just ruled that couples who have pre-marital sex can legally be considered as married, in some respects. If we weren’t sure that it’s 18 June and not April 1 today, we would think that the honourable High Court was trolling us all.

But that led us to think – what if this becomes a law throughout India, and people who have pre-marital sex are automatically considered as husband and wife? We think it might actually be a really good idea, because of the following benefits:

1. You can get a house: If you are single, everyone thinks that you and your friends are sex-crazed, drug-running, terrorism-promoting fiends. And you have to settle for a tiny house with a huge list of conditions laid down by a landlord. But if you’re married, you automatically become ‘decent’ and will get a recipe book free with your swanky new apartment.

2. You’ll never be bored by old wedding videos again: If sex replaces actual weddings, a lot of boring elements like the clothes, the speeches, and the relatives are completely removed, and we cut straight to the chase. We assume people wouldn’t be too keen on you watching their bedtime shenanigans with rapt attention.

3. Gay marriage will be legalised: India holds the dubious distinction of being one of the last countries to decriminalise homosexuality in 2009. But if everyone who has sex is married, gay couples will finally have what straight couples already had as a right — spouses.

4. People will stop hinting to you at weddings: Old relatives love to come up to single (wo)men and ask them why they aren’t married yet. But, if this new law comes through, most young people will be married, courtesy pre-marital sex. Problem solved!

5. ND Tiwari will become the most ‘married’ man in India

6. Less people will indulge in phone sex: More phone sex will lead to more Facebook marriages, which we are willing to bet the Madras HC will accept as valid in good time. So the next time you hear your neighbour in the train whispering sweet nothings into the phone, you can go Sena on him and drag him to the nearest temple.

7. Registry offices will get a lot more business: Till today, registry offices were visited only by couples who were married, in the old sense. From tomorrow, they will be visited in the middle of the night by dishevelled, semi-clad people who just got married, and are probably complaining that one of them got married too soon.

Can you think of any other reasons. Tell us in the comments section!