how short do you have to be?
Yes don’t you just love those big bags? Can someone please tell me why you would want to accessorise it?
walk on grass, just take the thongs off!
in an era of conservation we now have to kill exotic animals to have exotic shoes. What psycho thought this was a good idea?
GEE I HOPE YOU DON’T NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET REAL QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bored artist at work!
is this masking foot odour?
I’m trying really hard to think of an occasion that I might wear these………..nothing comes to mind!