Side effects of non-systematic working:

A story told by an IIM professor regarding the side effects of non-systematic working :-

After completion of Lanka War Hanumanji was enjoying LTA with his friends. He got an email on his laptop from Accounts requesting him to clear his dues before 31st March – dues related to his tour for bring Sanjivani Booti for Laxmanji. He ignored the first mail. But after 3 – 4 reminders in two days time & receiving a call on CUG Mobile from Accounts Dept., he had to fly to Ayodhya canceling his leave.

He submitted – TA, DA Bill, Bills of Sushen Vaidya, Hospital Charges incurred for Bharatji when met with an accident during his travel, Cost of Sanjeevani Booti for Laxmanji, (Transport charges)

(1) Where is your tour sanction report ? Asked the HR & ADMIN Dept. Hanumanji got it done sting to concerned officials 2 or 3 times.

(2) Hanumanji claimed T.A. Bill for air travel – but he as given only second class sleeper charges. And all other expenses on medical, Sanjeevani Booti, expenses on Sushen Vaidya were not reimbursed.

When he asked for the reasons, he was told that:

(a) As per his designation, he is entitled for IInd class sleeper only.

(b) He cannot get claim for other things as he does not have bills.

Hanumanji approached Shri Rama and explained him about the deduction on his tour expense report : Ramji ordered the related official to pay for Air travel & other charges as claimed by Hanumanji. The officer came with the rule book & told Shri Ramji “These rules were created by grand father of Dasharathji, If you want to overrule your forefathers I don’t have any problem.”

Ramji became speechless. So he thought for another way to compensate Hanuman.

He called Hanumanji & gave him the claimed amount in cash, But how can Hanumanji take cash money from Ramji ?

Hanumanji said “How can I take money from you for treating Laxmanji? Laxmanji is equally reverend to me as you are.” Later in his heart of hearts Hanumanji thought “Why he listened to accounts fellow, cut short his LTA, completed all the formalities & put Shri Ram in such an awkward position where he has to offer money to me!!!”

Hanumanji continued his work with the same attachment as he used to after this incidence also.
Hanumanji was a God, but for us, mortals, learnt a different lesson & that was

“NOT to do anything without proper sanctions FROM HR & IMMEDIATE BOSS : Whatever may be the urgency or importance of the job”

 

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

                                               Living on Earth is expensive,

but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.


How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you’re on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn’t even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If  Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don’t cry because it’s over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors….but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you’re great
has thought about you today!..



Working for God on earth does not pay much, but
His Retirement plan is out

of this world.

A Doctor who sees things differently than others

Now that’s a Doctor. I love this Doctor.

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer ; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ……. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride’

AND…..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

PS. If someone meets this guy, stay away from him and keep your friends and family away from him, coz he will probably get you all killed.

 

 

Future Of The Web? Thoughts, Images Can Be Transmitted To Minds Without Using An Interface

 
Ever wanted to communicate your thoughts without speaking a word? British scientists have created a system for “brain to brain communication”, a development researchers claimed will allow people to send thoughts, words and images directly to the minds of others.

The system, developed by the researchers at the British University of Southampton, has been hailed as the future of the internet, which would provide a revolutionary way to communicate without the need for keyboards and telephones.

It was claimed the technology, the first of its kind, would allow people to send thoughts, words and images directly to the minds of others, particularly people with a disability.

“This could be useful for those people who are locked into their bodies, who can’t speak, can’t even blink,” said the lead scientist Christopher James.

However, he cautioned that his experiments were “the first baby steps” towards technologies that would allow people instantly to send thoughts, words, and images directly into the minds of others.

Scientists used “brain-computer interfacing”, a technique that allows computers to analyse brain signals, that enabled them to send messages formed by a person’s brain signals though an internet connection to another person’s brain miles away.

According to James, during transmission two people were connected to electrodes that measure activity in specific parts of the brain. The first person generated a series of zeros and ones, where they imagined moving their left arm for zero and right arm for one.

After the first person’s computer recognises the binary thoughts, it sends them to the internet and then to the other person’s computer.

A lamp is then flashed at two different frequencies for one and zero. “It’s not telepathy,” James said. e added: “There’s no conscious thought forming in one person’s head and another conscious thought appearing in another person’s mind.

“The next experiments are to get that second person to be aware of the information that is being sent to them. For that, I need to get my thinking cap on, so to speak.” AGENCIES

Home Remedies to GET RID OF BELLY FAT

In the age of six-pack abs and eight-pack abs, a rim of fat around your waistline is uncomfortable for sure. Not only it spoils your appearance and beauty, belly fat can pose major health hazards too. If you have loads of fat deposited around your belly, you are more prone to cardiovascular diseases, diabetes, cancer and many other health problems. So the effort to get a flat belly is of huge craze in this 21st century.

The reasons behind a fat belly: The unused fat of our body gets easily accumulated in our abdominal region. A fat waistline is the effect of an irregular lifestyle, unbalanced diet, bad sleeping pattern, consumption of excessive alcohol, lack of physical activities and exercises.

 

The Cure: There is no miracle cure which will reduce your belly fat overnight. And no

particular treatment is there targeting only your belly fat. But in a positive note, the normal weight loss programs affects the belly fat faster than the other parts of the body because the type of fat deposited in your belly is metabolically more active and easier to lose. So don’t lose your heart. Gear up and start a strict regime to trim your tummy.

Home Based Remedies: Rather than spending hundreds of dollars in tummy tucking sessions and pills, it is always safer and more economic to try for the natural home based remedies, if you have patience and you are consistent to continue the treatment for a longer span.

Natural Remedies to Get Rid of Belly Fat

1. A regular schedule of cardio vascular exercises like walking, jogging, swimming and

cycling helps in overall weight loss and reducing belly fat too.

2. Cut your sugar intake. Say no to sweets.

3. Instead of having heavy meals divide it in 4 to 5 mini meals as it prevents the fat from getting deposited.

4. Have lemon tea or ginger tea with cinnamon as substitute of coffee.

5. Cut off your salt intake and keep a track of your cholesterol level.

6. Increase your water intake. Along with exercise, drinking plenty of water will help you in your weight loss program.

7. Discard processed foods in your diet. Rather eat plenty of fresh vegetables, salad and fruits.

8. According to latest research, calcium has a positive impact in reducing belly fat. So drink milk and dairy products rich in calcium.

9. High protein diet rich with fiber and whole grains are best for burning belly fat.

10. Have adequate sleep. Your sleep pattern controls your body weight.

11. Try to lead a stress free life. Stress generally increases our appetite. If appetite is

enhanced we consume food in large quantity and the fat may get deposited in our abdominal area.

12. Do not completely cut eating fatty food as fat is an essential source of energy. So try to intake mostly polyunsaturated fatty acids like sunflower oil, soya oil etc which are also rich in omega 3 fatty acids and they help in shedding your flab.

 

Trimming your tummy or burning belly fat is a part of an entire weight loss program. And if one can do it with dedication and determination, belly fat will get reduced gradually in due course of time. Wish you get great abs soon!

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Humanity is the Best Deed

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s tensed father standing in the hall waiting for the doctor.

On seeing him, the dad yelled: “Why did U take all this time to come? Don’t U know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t U have any sense of responsibility?”

The doctor smiled said: “I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital I came as fast as I could after receiving the call… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work.”

“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would U calm down? If your own son dies now what will U do?”, said the father angrily.

The doctor smiled again replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came to dust we return, blessed be the name of God. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace.”

“Giving advises when we’re not concerned is so easy”, murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy and said, “Thank goodness!, your son is saved!”

And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running and saying, “If U have any question, ask the nurse!!”

“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”

MORAL: Never judge anyone, you never know how their life is and what they’re going through” !!

Internet addiction linked to brain changes…!

 

Similar to alcohol and drug addiction

Teenagers who are addicted to the internet show signs of brain changes similar to those who are addicted to alcohol and drugs, a study suggests.

Chinese researchers used MRI scans to look at the brain structure of 17 young people with “internet addiction disorder” attending the Shanghai Mental Health Centre and compared them with those of 16 healthy volunteers.

In the internet-addicted teens, the scans showed changes to the white matter fibres  which connect the regions of the brain involved in emotional processing, attention and decision-making.

Other research has found similar white matter changes in the brains of people addicted to alcohol, cocaine, cannabis and other drugs.

The researchers, led by Dr. Hao Lei from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, wrote in the journal Plos One: “The findings suggest that white matter integrity may serve as a potential new treatment target in internet addiction disorder.”

However, the study findings cannot say whether internet addiction causes the brain changes seen in the study. Some people may already have brains which make them more likely to become addicts.

Commenting on the study, Dr Henrietta Bowden-Jones, a consultant psychiatrist at Imperial College London, said: “This type of research exploring the differences between normal brains of people who suffer from internet addictions is groundbreaking, as it makes clear neuro imaging links between internet addiction and other addictions such as alcohol, cocaine and cannabis among others.

“We are finally being told what clinicians suspected for some time now, that white matter abnormalities in the orbito-frontal cortex and other truly significant brain areas are present not only in addictions where substances are involved but also in behavioral ones such as internet addiction.”