SOME IRONIES THAT CAN EXIST IN INDIA.

SOME IRONIES THAT CAN EXIST IN INDIA.
1) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us.
2) Every1’s in hurry, but no one reaches in time
3) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, then Mary Kom earned in her entire
career.
4) Its dangerous to talk to trangers, but it’s perfectly ok to marry one
5) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them
6) We rather spend more on our daughter’s wedding than on her education
7)The shoes we wear are sold in airconditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the
footpath..
8) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young life, are actually the nicest and better husband material
9) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe
10) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil.
Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.
One year later same person demands a dowry of 1crore, because he is an IAS officer.
11) Indians are very shy and still are 121 Crore.
12) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.
13) Indian Society teaches
‘Not to Get Raped’, rather ‘Don’t Rape’ !
14) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve people…!
15) The worst movies earn the most
16) It is shallow to ask for dowry but prospective bridegrooms should make six or seven figured
salaries , preferably settled in U.S.
17) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity,but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human being.
Try to understand people before trusting them …
Bcoz we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for “WELCOME DRINK” and real lemon is used in “FINGER BOWL”…!!

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