How to torture a woman?

How to torture a woman?

Give her an ARMANI dress,
DIAMOND jewelry,
MAC cosmetics,
LOUIS VUITTON bag,
GUCCI shoes,
And lock her in a room,
without mirror…
TADAP-TADAP KE MARR JAAYEGi..’
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Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband :

The poor king can take only one step at a time …
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls & says: “Be careful love,
It’s just been on the radio, that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway..”

She replies: “Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!!
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Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life?
Because, only then, She can enjoy the benefit of her training.
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STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
“You are my only investment, that has doubled.”
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Posted on February 15, 2014, in How to torture a woman? and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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